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tee hee. although this is red meat for kossack putzes, it’s funny

By shag carpet bomb • Sep 30th, 2008 • Category: Election 2008, Humor, Obama

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/87557?utm_source=embedded_video

it’s a onion mockery of obama’s nice guy stance. it’s bullshit redmeat for all the kossacks who want obama to fight mccain and get mean. still, it slayed me.

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