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indulgent question

By shag carpet bomb • Jul 3rd, 2008 • Category: Belly Button Lint

indulge me, all 5 readers! in the past few months, i’ve been described as “intense”. this is a word people have used in the past but it is so vague (to me) that i don’t understand what it means.
what do you guys think?



hitchens gets waterboarded

By shag carpet bomb • Jul 2nd, 2008 • Category: WGAF Files

video. watch. this isn’t a metaphor, which is what i thought initially. he really does get waterboarded.



wooly bully

By shag carpet bomb • May 26th, 2008 • Category: Belly Button Lint

because, right now, that song is going through my head. get it out because it’s making me want to shimmy and shake that ass around the house.
even though i really need to do utterly nothing right now.
we moved.
and moved.
and moved.
and moved.
bah. wooly bully. do the mashed potato. do the twist. do you like it like […]



bye bye hyooooge fridge

By shag carpet bomb • May 13th, 2008 • Category: Belly Button Lint

ha. this weekend, cleaning the fridge, i remembered what WDK said about how hyooooge the fridge was here at swank condo — which i’m going to leave behind. *sigh* i will miss granite countertops, corian bath counters, gorgeous tile, the most glorious woodfloors i’ve seen in all my house and condo hunting, and the *lust* […]



linked in

By shag carpet bomb • May 6th, 2008 • Category: Announcements, Belly Button Lint

whoever placed a link to this blog from linked in, please remove it. not interested in being linked to. thanks.



posting will be heavier

By shag carpet bomb • May 4th, 2008 • Category: Belly Button Lint

heh. only heavier because I am cleaning and packing for the move, so I take a break every so often by plopping my fat, dimply, pimply ass in front of the computer to read lbo and surf blogs. not much surfing because there are no decent blogs to read any more.
i tend not to look […]



the first rule of fight club…

By shag carpet bomb • Apr 30th, 2008 • Category: Belly Button Lint, So Very 1998, feminist fight club

maybe more later. WRT rmildred’s rant about my looking like an asshole re: restless feminists thread at b.l.
I guess it doesn’t matter what i actually say, but from my vantage point, Amber didn’t come whining to me. She came to me to ask me if I what she’d said seemed racist and worthy of […]



whorehouse ethnography

By shag carpet bomb • Mar 13th, 2008 • Category: Sexpox Feminism, Teh Sex, Work

have only skimmed this and haven’t posted — or worked out! — because i have been way too busy at work. it’s been a mini-whirlwind of the busyness and the craziness and the overtime working 7:30 to 8 or so.
Yesterday, I got up, got ready and greeted a bare nekkid R getting up from […]



on shitholes and spending money without burning a hole in my gut

By shag carpet bomb • Mar 9th, 2008 • Category: Belly Button Lint, Class, Ellie Mae

we just got back from a last minute foray to target and walmart where we headed out to purchase those wooden pants hangars. this is, of course, notable because this bitch wouldn’t have ever spent nearly $1 a piece on freakin’ hangars a year ago. hell, last summer, when we moved into the condo out […]



can i count traisping all over malls as cardio training?

By shag carpet bomb • Mar 9th, 2008 • Category: Belly Button Lint

on saturday, we spent the entire day shopping for clothes for r. the work environment is casual so r can wear anything, but most of his clothes lean toward, um, well, sometimes he craps them up by getting under the car and other oddball thing. heh. so we shopped for clothes, for books, and then […]