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whorehouse ethnography

By shag carpet bomb • Mar 13th, 2008 • Category: Sexpox Feminism, Teh Sex, Work

have only skimmed this and haven’t posted — or worked out! — because i have been way too busy at work. it’s been a mini-whirlwind of the busyness and the craziness and the overtime working 7:30 to 8 or so.
Yesterday, I got up, got ready and greeted a bare nekkid R getting up from […]



on shitholes and spending money without burning a hole in my gut

By shag carpet bomb • Mar 9th, 2008 • Category: Belly Button Lint, Class, Ellie Mae

we just got back from a last minute foray to target and walmart where we headed out to purchase those wooden pants hangars. this is, of course, notable because this bitch wouldn’t have ever spent nearly $1 a piece on freakin’ hangars a year ago. hell, last summer, when we moved into the condo out […]



can i count traisping all over malls as cardio training?

By shag carpet bomb • Mar 9th, 2008 • Category: Belly Button Lint

on saturday, we spent the entire day shopping for clothes for r. the work environment is casual so r can wear anything, but most of his clothes lean toward, um, well, sometimes he craps them up by getting under the car and other oddball thing. heh. so we shopped for clothes, for books, and then […]



training journal, 08.02.07, r finally got a job edition2

By shag carpet bomb • Mar 7th, 2008 • Category: Training Journal

been busy. r celebrated the night he found out so that, when i got home, it was difficult to carry on much of a conversation. after work tonight, i stopped at the YUPPIE market on the way home and bought something special for dinner, not sure if he’d want to check out the bbq joint […]



training journal, 08.02.06, r finally got a job edition

By shag carpet bomb • Mar 6th, 2008 • Category: Training Journal

yip yip yippee. r finally got a job. i’ve alluded to being a little more than bogged down by life stuff. part of it has been related to the lack of jobseeking action in this household. to the point where i decided to leave this relationship. for this week, anyway, we’re focused on the […]



training journal, 08.03.04, two crazy days at work edition

By shag carpet bomb • Mar 4th, 2008 • Category: Training Journal

not much time, so a quickie
CARDIO
walking (to/from work; to/from gym; lunch walk): 30 minutes
kickboxing: 45 minutes
WEIGHTS
Ab Crunch
3 sets @ 85 lbs
Back Extension
3 sets @ 125 lbs



training journal, 08.03.03, post-weekend getaway edition

By shag carpet bomb • Mar 3rd, 2008 • Category: Training Journal

i really ought to sit down and write about my weekend away since I spent time at IKEA, a store my former boss urged me to visit. The place was fascinating in so far as I’ve concluded that it’s like this big 3D version of a Web site, with an interesting User Interface designed to […]



training journal, 08.02.28, 1 year anniversary and ketchup packets edition

By shag carpet bomb • Feb 28th, 2008 • Category: Books, Nobody Passes, Training Journal, Work

Absolutely nothing exciting going on. I’m just working and reading Matilda’s (AKA MAtt Bernstein’s) edited collection of essays, Nobody Passes. I’ve enjoyed it so far, though M’s distaste for academia irritated a wee bit — though I surely understand it. I guess I’ve been sheltered. I can’t imagine why anyone would think that Bernstein has […]



training journal, 08.02.26, kickboxing made me puke edition

By shag carpet bomb • Feb 26th, 2008 • Category: Training Journal

tonight, my crush kickboxing instructor wasn’t there. her substitue, Julie, is an instructor i’ve never had. oh. my. fucking. dog. she kicked my ass in. after 45 minutes, I scooted out of there with the intention of doing ab crunches and back extensions, and maybe 20 on the treadmill. I managed the ab crunches, got […]



training journal, 08.02.25, she remembered me edition!

By shag carpet bomb • Feb 25th, 2008 • Category: Training Journal

woo! my instructor remembered me. she is aware i exist! whee. this woman is so cute. i left class early. i don’t bother with the, uh, “strength training” portion because I lift. And lifting with stupid ass 5lb dumbbells is kind of a joke and a waste of my time. So, after class I headed […]